New Traffic Signs

I was riding my bicycle	when I saw a woman lying down.	We fooled around	until she was ready
First she opened one leg.	Then the other.	I put it in.	She complemented me on my size
and weight.	After a lot of coming and going	we tried different styles	and speeds.
When I reached the point of no return,	she shouted "STOP!"	She said she wasn't on the Pill.	My excitement died.
Nine months later she phoned from the hospital.	I was a father.	My world collapsed.	I now walk.