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 SEX(6)             EUNUCH Programmer's Manual               SEX(6)

 NAME

      sex - have sex

 SYNOPSIS

      sex [ options ] ...  [ username ] ...

 DESCRIPTION

      sex allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) specified in the 
      command line. If no users are specified,
      they are taken from the LOVERS environment variable.  Options to make 
      things more interesting are as
      follows:

      -1   masturbate

      -a   external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option

      -b   buggery

      -B   <animal>  bestiality with <animal>

      -c   chocolate sauce option

      -C   chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)

      -d   <file> get a date with the features described in <file>

      -e   exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)

      -f   foreplay option

      -F   nasal sex with plants

      -i   coitus interruptus (messy!)

      -j   jacuzzi option (California sites only)

      -l   leather option

      -m   masochism (see -s)

      -M   triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option

      -n   necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program kills it)

      -o   oral option

      -O   parallel access (orgy)

      -p   debug option (proposition only)

      -P   pedophilia (must specify a child process)

      -q   quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)

      -s   sadism (target must set -m)

      -S   sundae option

      -T   <number> voice-net sex via standard uucp autodialer facilities;

           area code prefix of 900 is assumed.

      -v   voyeurism (surveys the entire net)

      -w   whipped cream option

      -W   whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)

 ENVIRONMENT

 LOVERS

        is a list of default partners which will be used if none are 
        specified in the command line.  If any are
        specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.

 FILES

      /usr/lib/sex/animals        animals for bestiality
      /usr/lib/sex/blackbook      possible dates
      /usr/lib/sex/sundaes        sundae recipes
      /usr/lib/sex/s&m          sado-masochistic equipment

 BUGS

      ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.
      ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.

 MAN AUTHOR

      Author prefers to be anonymous.

 HISTORY

      Oldest program ever.