Three proofs that Jesus was...

• Three proofs that Jesus was Irish :
  1. He never got married
  2. he never held a steady job
  3. his last request was drink
• Three proofs that Jesus was puerto rican :
  1. His first name was Jesus
  2. He was always in trouble with the law
  3. His mother did not know who his father was
• Three proofs that Jesus was italian :
  1. He talked with his hands
  2. He had wine with every meal
  3. He worked in the building trades
• Three proofs that Jesus was black :
  1. He called everybody brother
  2. he had no permanent address
  3. Nobody would hire him
• Three proofs that Jesus was californian :
  1. He never cut his hair
  2. He walked around barefoot
  3. he invented a new religion
• Three proofs that Jesus was jewish :
  1. He went into his father's business
  2. He lived at home until the age of 33
  3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was a god