Southern California Freeway Schedule

Monday	Small arms only -- .38 caliber and under
Tuesday	Ladie's shotgun day
Wednesday	Men's large caliber -- scoped rifles only
Thursday	Automatic weapon day
Friday	Cannon and bazooka day -- hand grenades okay (morning only)
Saturday	Men's and women's open -- competitions for prizes (most cars, highest total value)
Sunday	Gun cleaning -- off day (slingshots, squirt guns, gestures of profanity. no thrown objects.)

If you're planning a trip to Southern California, please arm yourself according to the schedule. Failure to comply will suspend you from freeway use. Additional violations will result in revocation of use of the freeways and permanent placement on a L.A. Rapid Transit District Bus.

Southern California Freeway Authority

1-800-SUR-SHOT L.A./ LONG BEACH 1-213-TARGETS SAN FERNANDO VALLEY 1-818-BULLETS ORANGE COUNTY 1-714-HANDGUN SAN DIEGO 1-619-WEAPONS