Definitions

• THINGY (thing-ee) n.
  • female: Any part under a car's hood.
  • male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
• VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
  • female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
  • male: Playing football without a helmet.
• COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
  • female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
  • male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.
• BUTT (but) n.
  • female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
  • male: what you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.
• COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
  • female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
  • male: Making the effort to not pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
• ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
  • female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
  • male: Anything that can be done while drinking.
• FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
  • female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
  • male: A source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.
• MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
  • female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
  • male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.