| 1:1 |
In the beginning Unix created the Kernel and the C. |
| 1:2 |
And the Kernel was without form and (void); and obscurity
was on the face of the C. And the spirit of Unix moved upon the face of the
C. |
| 1:3 |
And Unix said, Let there be Code: and there was Code. |
| 1:4 |
And Unix saw the Code, that it was tight: and Unix divided
the unstructured from the GOTO-less. |
| 1:5 |
And Unix called the Code compact, and the unstructured he
called spaghetti. And the Program and the Module were the first day. |
| 1:6 |
And Unix said, Let there be a ++ in the midst of the
tightness, and let it divide the Variables from the Variables. |
| 1:7 |
And Unix made the Function, and divided the Variables which
were inside the Function from the Variables which were outside the Function:
and it was so. |
| 1:8 |
And Unix called the Function Recursive. And the Program and
the Module were the second day. |
| 1:9 |
And Unix said, Let the Variables in the Functions be
gathered together unto one place, and let the Data Segment appear: and it
was so. |
| 1:10 |
And Unix called the Data Segment Structure; and the
gathering together of Variables he called the Heap: and Unix saw that it was
good. |
| 1:11 |
And Unix said, Let the Structure bring forth Nulls, the
Data to terminate, and the Data yielding Pointer after his kind, whose
Pointer is in itself, upon the Structure: and it was so. |
| 1:12 |
And the Structure brought forth Nulls, and Pointers each
after his kind: and Unix saw that it was good. |
| 1:13 |
And the Program and the Module were the third day. |
| 1:14 |
And the Nulls terminated the Data, so that each and every
Function would therefore loop: and Unix saw that it was good. |
| 1:15 |
And Unix let them be for fat EXE files the Recursion of the
Function to give coding upon the C: and it was so. |
| 1:16 |
And Unix made two great Functions: the GetCh to rule the
In, and the PrintF to rule the Out: he made the many TO Functions also. |
| 1:17 |
And the Program and the Module were the fourth day. |
| 1:18 |
And Unix said, Let the Coding bring forth abundantly the
Nested If creature that hath life, and the ability that it has to confuse
and obfuscate, for a GOTO It has not. |
| 1:19 |
And Unix created great Whale Programs, and every Function
that loopeth looking for the terminating Null, and every unclean workaround
that inhabiteth the Programs: and Unix saw that it was good. |
| 1:20 |
And Unix blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply,
and fill the Functions of the C, and let Code multiply in the Programs and
fill the Hard Disk. |
| 1:21 |
And the Program and the Module were the fifth day. |
| 1:22 |
And Unix said, Let the Function bring forth the Recursive
creature after his kind, Pointer and Nested If, and let him loop the Null
after his kind: and it was so. |
| 1:23 |
And Unix made the Stream I/O after his kind, and every loop
that that creepeth upon the face of the Hard Disk. And Unix said, Let the
File I/O be as slow as Interpreted Basic. |
| 1:24 |
And Unix said, Let us make Codes in our image, after our
Kernel: and let them have Pointers over the Variables of the Heap, and over
the Functions, and over the Null-finding loops, and over all the File I/O,
and over every creeping Program that creepeth upon the Hard Disk. |
| 1:25 |
So Unix created C in his own image, in the image of Unix
created he him; Small and Huge Model created he them. |
| 1:26 |
And Unix blessed them, and Unix said unto them, Be
fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the Hard Disk, and subdue it: and have
dominion over the Functions of the C, and over the Nulls of the Data, and
over every looping thing that runneth upon the CPU. |
| 1:27 |
And Unix said, Behold, I have given you every Value bearing
Function, which is upon the Recursion of the Nested If, and every Directory
Tree, in which is the Pointer to a File yielding Data; to you it shall be
for Terminating Nulls. |
| 1:28 |
And to every slow beast of the Hard Disk, and to every
unreadable fowl of logic, and to every needless complexity that creepeth
upon the Function wherein there is Null, I have given every Heap for the
Data, and it was so. |
| 1:29 |
And Unix saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it
was very terse. And the Program and the Module were the sixth day. |
| 2:1 |
Thus the Functions and the Heap were finished, and all the
host of them, such that understanding came not. |
| 2:2 |
And on the seventh day Unix ended his work which he had
coded and he rested on the seventh day from all his Kernel which he had
coded. |
| 2:3 |
And Unix blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it:
because in it he had rested from all his Coding which Unix had created and
made. |
