Ass Smileys

We all know those little dumb-ass computer symbols called "emoticons," where :-) means a smile and :-( is a frown. Well, how about some "ass icons"?

          (_!_)     a regular ass

         (__!__)    a fat ass

          (!)       a tight ass

         (_._)      a flat ass

         (_^_)      a bubble ass

         (_*_)      a sore ass

         (_$_)      a rich ass

         (_!__)     a lop-sided ass

         {_!_}      a swishy ass

         (_o_)      an ass that's been around

         (_O_)      and ass that's been around alot

         (_x_)      kiss my ass

         (_X_)      leave my ass alone

        (_###_)     hairy ass

        (_zzz_)     a tired ass

        (_o^o_)     a wise ass

        (__EDD__)   unemployed ass

         (_13_)     an unlucky ass

         (_?_)      a dumb  ass